Today I learned that if you slice it thin enough, and cook it long enough, ham still does not satisfy a craving for bacon.
You'd think, coming from the same animal, that you could make it work. But no, you can't.
Pity. I have lots of ham, but sadly no bacon.
And no, this is not a metaphor for anything. It's about my lunch.
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